Demetri Martin

Below are parts 1-5 of the Comedy Central Special that aired recently. You should DEFINITELY watch them.


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FIN.

No hitting babies

No hitting babies
Originally uploaded by prodigalbilly.

Unfortunately, businessmen in suits can no longer hit babies in the head with their briefcases.

Sorry, folks. I know it hurts, but it'll be allll better soon.

Inventor of instant noodles dies

The inventor of instant noodles, Momofuku Ando, has died in Japan, aged 96, of a heart attack.

Mr Ando was born in Taiwan in 1910 and moved to Japan in 1933, founding Nissin Food Products Co after World War II to provide cheap food for the masses.

Oh, the humanity!